Why is this post called Rye Day you may be wondering...
Is it because it's an acoustic post so the music is more natural like rye bread compared to white bread?
Is it because the music is made by brown people and not white people like rye bread compared to white bread?
Or is it because these songs have alot of fiber in them?
No, no, and no.
In fact, these songs are thoroughly electric and thus unnatural (they're like the animals you'd find bred in an abandoned - and very rusty - chainsaw factor that became flooded with nuclear waste, unnatural indeed).
The color of the artists isn't paid attention to at all, so the name doesn't represent brown artists (sorry, no shout out brown friends).
And no, there's not an exceptional amount of fiber, although you may shit yourself anyway.
Actually, this post is called Rye Day because rye bread "is typically denser than bread made from wheat flour" (to quote Wikipedia), and it's a friday, and a fryeday is clever, and these songs are denser than your average run-of-the-mill songs, so here, plunge your face in some electric cake perfect for a pre-drink wherever you are (except for that tea party with your baby sister.)
(This is dirty, loud, and taking over all your bodily orifices, sounds like your worst nightmare, but since it's completely safe - may cause deafness if you play it too loud, don't sue me - it's dope as hell rather than scary and painful. I love the part at 1:11 after the tough drop, "Wildstyle!")
(This is much easier on your ears than the Bassnectar track, but the drops still fucking ram your face like a cinderblock. Ok a soft cinderblock, like a bouncy one? I don't know, just realized I should probably make songs seem less painful or noone will want to listen. But you should listen, it's dope, Kaskade back on his grind with a Wolfgang mashup? Sick combo)
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